阿尔弗雷德胖胖

想想前年 去年 这温度,一件衬衫搞定呀...

 

老了真可怕....

 

最近冷空气频繁  哥哥姐姐们 保重啦

从自然科学的角度来说,"界门纲目科属种"  你们属于人

 

从社会科学的角度来讲, 你们属于什么???

角度1: 你们的长辈,父辈从哪里来?  离开大陆,你们什么都不是...

角度2: 你们米国daddy的眼里,如果没有大陆,你们什么都不是...

是什么呢?棋子?工具?第一道人肉墙?还是跷跷板的一个点呢???

 

老百姓是无辜的...他们被煽动,被怂恿...

可恶的是某些为党而党的阴谋家..

 

巴顿说过,战争是狗娘养的

引用下,政治也是狗娘养的...

 

水扁众,该干嘛干嘛去吧...别出来丢人了...

    假设:  十年前,A拥有一套10平米的住房,B拥有一套90平米的住房.

            A下岗了;B是中产

            十年后的今天,A住的还是10平米的住房,B买了190平米的住房...

 

            然后,某统计局最新报告表明,居民人均住房面积提升很大,居住环境得到了很大的改善

            诚然:  (90+10)/2=50

                     (190+10)/2=100   提高了50平米...

 

            其实,"扯淡"2字 用来形容这种统计结果和得出的相应论断,真是再恰当不过了.  囧

最近不正常了...看见猪肉鸡肉就恶心...上周6闻到小排的味道差点呕吐...

现在的循环是...(看雅思=>柯南=>吃饭=>羽毛球=>睡觉)中间偶尔穿插个别低概率事件...

 

今天和同样囧的某人讨论如果以后看破红尘,一直没有女友没老婆咋办...

 

巧的是,今天更新了TBBT S02-6  告诉我...

"怕啥,有丝分裂啊"...

 

BY the way..笔记本一直巨响亮的轰鸣声...TOT...求9

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion
started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes
to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be
hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even
bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're
catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

theme song,it is~

 

事情是这样的:

昨天在天一旁边停自行车,要进去买东西...突然一个看上去30不到点的还蛮帅的男人
拉着个MM 走过来问我..."这里附近最近的电影院在哪呀"...我就告诉他向前走 看到南苑鞋城后不用过马路就右拐 再笔直走 到了一个大的10字路口 然后马路对面就是...他说"哦...谢谢"...故事到这里还是很正常吧???

囧的来了...他对她GF说了句,"最近都有些什么新电影呀..." "不知道呀"
"诶,同学,你知道嘛?"
我楞了下....难道是"爱猜电影"...
我环视了下(那个特定情节...布景...摄像机位置...),数秒之后...
"同学 谢谢哦"...手拉手走掉了...

-------留下了站在原地,囧的一塌糊涂&对自己自作多情的无限沉思的我.

可以对你倾诉
于是试着吐露

试着痛哭
试着翻看薄薄的书
找寻你漆黑的眉目
我以小孩子的口气叙述
再以成年人的方式回顾
模糊地仿佛触碰幸福
熄了灯
今夜梦里
有雾


没有人会把你抛弃
尽管此刻有段永恒的距离

听风笛呼唤
听古曲长弹
看草原尽夏
看雪地全白
任晴空万里
任四面阴霾
叹逝者如斯
叹寂寞长埋

我们都是被幸福遗弃的小孩
却盼望
有人来 有人来
寻我遗骸